I have a question: why is that Charmin bear so interested in her sons butt?
(Source: bugsbailey)
Hi my name is (what) Bailey and I don't know what I'm doing here.
Things I'll try to do "here":
- make you (yeah you) laugh (I'll also accept giggles, snickers, or snarfs. )
- not sound stupid (Warning: you might be with stupid...)
- be cool (like as if Samuel L. Jackson was yelling at me in a diner to be cool baby)
- make movie/television references (ALL THE TIME) (also see above)
- curse (i.e. "fuck")
- limit my use of parentheses (who am i kidding)
Peeping Tom(s)
• Ask me anything
I Like Parentheses.
sometimes i hear “Good Vibrations” off in the distance and i remember that Mark Wahlberg and Marky Mark are the same person.
so i’m writing this an essay for this contest that my school district is doing and the essay has to be about who inspired you to follow your greatest passion. Before i began writing i just sat here for a good 20 minutes thinking about all of the people who inspire what i want to do in my life, which i’ve come to realize is SO MANY PEOPLE. I feel like it would be real heartfelt if i wrote it about my dad or my aunt Toby (both of which do inspire me greatly, seeing as their both fantastic writers) but i have so many celebrities who make me so passionate about what i want to do (which by the way….and i’m sure many of you don’t even know this but i would love to work at an animated television show! a.k.a “my greatest passion”) and like i said there’s SO many of them for example: matt stone and trey parker (south park creators), monty python, lucille ball, quentin tarantino, stephen hillenburg, etc. (SO MUCH ETC, TRUST ME) but none of them fully fit the criteria, so i decided to write it about Seth MacFarlane who is not only talented as a motherfucker and has been a inspiration to me for quite some time, but he also grew up in Kent, CT which is where this contest is being hosted (it’s also another big reason why he’s such an inspiration) so that gives me a few extra points :)
OH and if i happen to win this contest i win $500 and it’s awarded to me by Meryl Streep which would be really fucking cool and would look really fucking impressive.
wait there’s people who intentionally eat yogurt?
i have a little activity for those people:
just say it out loud a few times
sounds disgusting doesn’t it?
now go throw that yogurt away champ.
i’ve had this stuck in my head all week and i haven’t even seen this episode of i love lucy in like a month…
i watch i love lucy a lot ok
what’s that on my shirt, you ask?
why my dear followers tis’ layout of the Millennium Falcon!
because i am clearly one cool motherfucker.
i’m surprised that i actually have people so interested in my life that they would follow my second blog.
SO. Since you’re all so intrigued i’ll tell you what i’m doing right now:
- watching always sunny in philadelphia
- neglecting important essays
- that is all
- *Born to be Wild begins to play*
I’ve had an average the strongest urge to cut my hair into a little bit longer than average bob with front bangs and dye it dark brown all day.
well okay
HI, HELLO, i guess that’s the best (mediocre) way to start this blog off. I TOLD YOU GUYS I WOULD BRING BEATLEBAILEY BACK, i just didn’t think i wanted to do a “me” blog until i tried to make a blogspot (for a “me” blog) and failed miserably (because it makes zero the fuck sense) and proceeded to say: FUCK THAT SHIT and came up with this nifty little idea, so how about that? ain’t it all just a hoot and a holler?
